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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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