I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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