Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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