at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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