Buhtt sex?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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