She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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