Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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