I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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