You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
