I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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