Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
