I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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