no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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