K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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