super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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