yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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