White coat. Heels.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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