So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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