Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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