I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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