Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
