That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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