i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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