its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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