So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I've blown a few things in my day
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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