i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you have to choose: penises or morals?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
two words...techno handjob
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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