you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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