she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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