She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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