this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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