You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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