But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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