Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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