When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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