that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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