Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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