She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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