his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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