it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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