what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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