so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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