what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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