he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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