It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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