I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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