just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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