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Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.

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It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers

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(812): View more from Indiana

So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions

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(513): View more from Ohio

i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone

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(740): View more from Ohio

It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.

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(613): View more from Ontario

at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday

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