Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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