Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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