At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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