He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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