So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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