He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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