Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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